The Billionaire’s Budget Battle: The Secret Life of Haru Ichinose - 成长故事

The Billionaire’s Budget Battle: The Secret Life of Haru Ichinose

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Haru Ichinose is the world's wealthiest heir, but all he wants is to be a perfectly average high school student. Follow his hilarious and high-stakes journey as he tries to hide his diamond-cut jawline and elite skills behind a mask of extreme poverty in this laugh-out-loud anime adventure.

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The Billionaire’s Budget Battle ​The Complete Saga of Haru Ichinose ​Chapter 1: The "Average" Transfer ​The gates of Sakuragi High swung open for Haru Ichinose. He was tall, lithe, and possessed a jawline that could cut diamonds. He wore thick, non-prescription glasses to hide eyes that looked like they’d never seen a stressful day. ​"I am just a boring, plain guy," Haru whispered to himself. In reality, he looked like a high-fashion model pretending to be a librarian. ​As he followed Rena, the school’s top idol, down the hallway, every girl gasped. "The way his eyes reflected the fluorescent lighting... he looks like a lonely god forced to serve a mortal," one freshman whispered. ​Rena turned around, catching him off guard. "For a 'trainee butler,' you have a very distracting face. You’re making the boys feel inadequate." ​"I-I'm sorry!" Haru apologized, bowing. "I’ll try to look more... disgusting? Maybe I can stop washing my hair? Or I could start wearing a surgical mask and say I have a permanent cold?" ​"Don't you dare," Rena snapped. "If you get ugly, it reflects poorly on my choice of servant." ​Inside the Student Council room, Shiori, the "Ice Queen," dropped her pen. "Rena, who is this... person? And why is he glowing?" ​"He’s my new butler," Rena said smugly. "He’s a peasant who lives in a shack with fourteen people. Isn't that right, Haru-kun?" ​"Fourteen people and a very hungry goat," Haru added desperately. "We all share one blanket. Sometimes we eat paper for the fiber." ​Shiori looked at his perfectly manicured cuticles. "Well, 'Butler-kun,' the floor needs polishing. I've heard commoners are good at manual labor." ​Chapter 2: The Physical Education Reveal ​Haru tried to hide his athletic build under three undershirts. "I have a rare condition! I am permanently chilly! It’s a symptom of my extreme poverty!" ​During the soccer match, a stray pass flew toward him. His instincts—honed by years of elite martial arts—took over. He performed a perfect, mid-air trap and brought it down with the grace of a professional ballet dancer. ​"U-uh... I mean... oops!" Haru shouted, quickly tripping over his own feet. "The wind caught the ball! I am actually very clumsy!" ​"Haru!" the PE teacher yelled. "Stop sandbagging and get the ball to the goal!" ​He began to glide, weaving through the defense. He reached the goal and tried to do a "weak" tap, but his leg muscles were too strong. BOOM. The ball tore through the net. ​"Haru-kun!" Yumi screamed. "You're like a professional! Is soccer one of your 'butler duties' too?" ​"No!" Haru yelled back. "I thought the ball was a giant gold coin! I was trying to... save it for my master! I’m very greedy because I’m so poor!" ​Chapter 3: The 99-Yen Store Stakeout ​Haru ducked into "Bargain Bin Bill’s" to hide from Kenji and the soccer team. He handed the owner a stack of cash. "I will give you one million yen right now if you let me wear your apron and pretend I work here for twenty minutes." ​Kenji walked in. "So, Haru. You really work here?" ​Haru grabbed a bag of chips. "Welcome, valued... peasants! I mean, customers! This will be... one hundred thousand yen." ​"Haru," Kenji said flatly. "The sign says ninety-nine yen." ​"Right! I was adding a 'Handsome Handling Fee.' It's a poor-person joke!" Haru laughed nervously. ​A woman bought dish soap. Haru gift-wrapped it in a plastic bag as if it were a tiara. "May it cleanse your dwelling with the grace of a thousand lilies. In fact, this one is on the house!" He tucked a 5,000-yen bill into a card for her. ​Miki whispered from behind a display, "You just gave that woman fifty dollars for buying a one-dollar bottle of soap." ​"I'm trying, Miki! But the math is so small! How do people keep track of numbers that don't have at least four zeros?!" ​Suddenly, Sebastian, his real butler, walked in. "Excuse me, young man. I am looking for a 99-yen dish sponge fit for a king. Do you, a humble and obviously very poor clerk, have such an item?" ​"I don't know what the word 'Ichinose' means!" Haru shrieked. "I just remembered! I have a second job! At a coal mine! In another city!" He bolted out of the store at lightning speed. ​Chapter 4: The Saint of the VIP Lounge ​The school suspected he was rich, so he lied harder. "That man in the suit? A hallucination! Malnutrition does that! My brain creates images of wealthy men to cope with the lack of calories!" ​Rena assigned him to design the VIP lounge. Haru bought bruised apples but carved them into 3D dragons. He served "puddle water" in crystal-clear glass. ​"This is the most exquisite display of Wabi-Sabi I have ever seen!" the Head of the School Board barked. "Young man, you have the soul of a true craftsman!" ​"He’s a Saint!" the girls whispered. "He found beauty in puddle water!" ​Then, Kenzaki, a rival rich kid, arrived in a gold supercar. "Look at these rags! My dog sleeps on better fabric!" He knocked over Haru’s cracker tower. ​"Bruh" THE END. Make this anime comic with pictu

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