La Course-Poursuite de Monsieur Moustache

POV selfie shot, handheld shaky camera, like viral animal TikTok or Gorilla short videos. A black and white street cat, wearing a small gold chain, holding a smartphone filming himself in selfie mode, running through a busy outdoor city market in France. A furious muscular pitbull dog is chasing him aggressively through the stalls. The camera shakes, fast movements, cat breathing heavily, panic and attitude. Realistic lighting, urban environment, market crowd, fruit stands, yelling vendors, footsteps, barking dog, car horns, French city ambience. Add background noise: people shouting in French, dog barking, market hustle, ambient street sounds. The cat talks in French street slang, racaille style, slightly comedic, panicked but cocky. He looks at the camera while running, says with attitude: “Ouai putain vazy y a Mister Pitbul qui est en train de me calter, ça me zéhef sa mère… j’vais lui mettre la misère tu vas voir !” Keep the video dynamic, expressive facial animations on the cat, wide eyes, mouth moving like talking. Very cinematic but comedic, 10 seconds, TikTok style viral short video.